Little
Jack is playing with his toy bus in the living room while his mother is
making dinner in the kitchen.
Little Jack pushes his bus
to the next stop, "Will all those people getting off the bus please
b*gger off as quick as possible and all those getting on bl**dy hurry
up!" he says. His mum looks up, "What did you say Jack",
"Nothing mum" and he carries on to the next stop. "Will all
those people getting on hurry the f**k on and every one else p*ss
off". "Right that's it, you don't speak like that upstairs to
your bedroom!" his mum shouts.
Two hours later Jack's mum
lets him back down. "Right Jack I hope you have had a long think
about what you said. "Yes mum I have", and he goes off to play
again and pushes the bus to the next stop. "Will all those people
want to get off thank you for travelling with us and all those who have
been waiting sorry for the delay but any complaints please see that
f**cking b*tch in the kitchen!" |
