A
man arrives in his office one morning to find his colleague roaring with
laughter.
"What's the big
joke?" the man asks.
"Well" his
colleague replies, "I had a hilarious Freudian slip this
morning"
"What's a Freudian
slip?" asks the man.
"Well, this morning
I was queuing at the train station to buy a ticket from Tooting, and I
noticed that the girl behind the counter had enormous tits. When I got to
the front of the queue, I asked for a return to Titting instead of
Tooting. The girl went bright red, I went bright red and the entire queue
wet themselves laughing. See, a Freudian slip is when you mean to say
something, but what comes out is what is really on your mind."
"Oh right" said
the colleague chuckling away.
The next morning, the
situation was reversed and the man arrived in the office first. He was
chortling away to himself when his colleague arrived.
"What's so
funny?" asked the colleague.
"Well," replied
the man, "I've had one of your Freudian slips."
"What's
happened?"
"I was sitting in
the kitchen this morning, having breakfast. I looked over to my wife and
instead of saying "Pass the milk, dear" I said "F*** off
you fat b****, you've ruined my life" |
